Barack Obama Presidential Eligibility Dispute

Washington D.C. (SUN) - Democratic Party front-runner Barack Obama's presidential eligibility has been called into question due to recent allegations that his Honolulu Hawaii birth certificate is forged. After careful cross examination of Barack's parents' travel receipts and Barack's birth date, it has been discovered that Barack's supposed birth in Hawaii occurred three months prior to when his parents first entered the United States. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger took a particular interest in our research stating "Barack is a girly man, I should be king of the Americas!". According to the Constitution only American born citizens can run for president. Some foreign born politicians such as Schwarzenegger have attempted to (in his words) "...terminate the Constitution!" but still most Americans want someone raised on American soil to take on the role of president. With this information now public the CIA will be taking further examination of Obama's past. In the likely event that Obama is barred from the presidential election, Democrats will surely turn to Hillary Clinton to be their new presidential candidate. While speaking to Hillary about her feelings toward re-entering the presidential race she said "I beat Barack fair and square it's time for him to move on". Also she divulged that in order to get more Austrian voters, Clinton has chosen Schwarzenegger as her running mate. As he kicked down our door to leave the interview Arnold remarked "I'll be back Oval Office!". The 2009 presidential election just got interesting.
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