Batman 3 "The Knight Who Shagged Me"

Los Angeles, California (SUN) - Warner Bros. to take a new approach in the upcoming Batman 3 (like biggest opening weekend wasn't good enough). The execs have decided to make their the third movie of the Batman trilogy an action comedy, Rush Hour 4 anyone? Christian Bale's recent run-in with the law forced director Christopher Nolan to recast the part of Bruce Wayne. Matthew McConaughey reported to us that he is "stoked" (his words not mine) to be taking up the role of the masked vigilante in what is sure to be a huge 2009 summer blockbuster. In addition, Maggie Gyllenhaal is being replaced by Wanda Sykes after Maggie's poor performance in "The Dark Knight". After recent racial tension on set between Morgan Freeman and Michael Caine, Warner Bros execs felt the need for some racial comic relief, and felt Sykes would fit the role of Rachel Dawes well. Also, McConaughey wanted added experience taking his shirt off in front of minorities. To research his role McConaughey traveled to france where he undertook eight week intensive parkour and BASE jumping training. Batman 3 "The Knight Who Shagged Me" is sure to trump it's predecessor "The Dark Knight" by overtaking the world record for biggest opening weekend. We here at "Strait Up News" can't wait to catch next year's biggest summer blockbuster.
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