Scientists Determine Chinese hurdler Liu Xiang to be Black

Beijing, China (SUN) - When Chinese hurdler Liu Xiang won the 2004 gold medal in the 110 hurdles in Athens, Greece he questioned his own ancestry stating, "I am [Chinese] and considering the physiology of the Chinese people, it is something unbelievable." After being blown by Xiang in a record 12.88 seconds, a confused 2004 silver medalist Terrence Trammell said, "there's no way that motherfucker's Chinese, no fucking way." Scientists at the Nike headquarters in Beaverton, Oregon developing a new, lightweight track shoe customized specifically for Xiang first discovered something strange when parts of his skin started to rub off when contacted with saline during a routine physical. A source who wished to remain anonymous for legal reasons explained, "[His skin] just started chipping off, in bits, and the color of his skin underneath was a dark brown." Scientists are still baffled by the origins of his slanted eyes and further research is being done by the Nike scientists. Xiang was unable to reach for comment.
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